Why would you drink those? Why? Please explain yourself. They are the worst things a person can buy. I would rather put money in a blender and drink it. It would somehow be a legitimately better use of money, and would probably get me more drunk too. I think I actually hate you. I really do. Wow. If you enjoy whiteclaws as an intoxicating beverage, which for my own sanity I have to believe is the only reason someone would drink them, and you aren’t six years old, you have either an eating disorder or cancer and should seek help.